Okay. Here’s the situation:

You volunteer at a radio station. Part of what you do is set up playlists for overnight Internet radio play while the station itself is off the air. You get into a minor disagreement about what’s being played, so you decide to leave the station.

So far so normal, right?

But then you take a wild swerve into left field. You throw logic out completely. They changed your god damned playlist. What the fuck. They’re not playing all the music you want. Those bastards. You need to pay them back. You have to. It’s in your blood. You can’t let them get away with this infraction. Who the fuck are they to change what YOU did?

You’re boiling with rage over a minor problem, right? So before you left you made a copy of the key to the building. You left. Then you waited for everyone else to leave, and showed them a lesson.

You caught the god damned building on fire.

Because you’re an idiot.

End scenario.

How dumb does a guy have to be to set a building on fire because they didn’t play the music he wanted them to play?

I can’t imagine how you justify that to yourself. I can’t actually wrap my brain around it. It’s too stupid. My brain doesn’t have a setting that goes that low.

This guy wins the, “I’m the dumbest mother fucker in the country” award.

A Japanese night club served 60 glasses of Whiskey, beer, and cocktails, along with two bottles of Dom to a sixteen year old kid.

He also danced with some waitresses and sang Karaoke with the hostesses.

Turns out, he couldn’t pay the bill!

Also, he’s about four years under the legal age in Japan!

I thought these places were supposed to card their patrons. Is that only a US rule? I mean, come on. He ‘looked casual but seemed wealthy’? Give me a break. His bill was huge; any business worth it’s salt should have demanded some money ahead of time.

Of course, this is Japan…

Marion Jones, a track star, is going to jail.

That’s what CNN says at any rate.

This woman lied to federal agents and committed check fraud. If I did that, I’d get more than six months in jail. She almost got probation.

She seems to think this is unfair. I agree; it’s unfair to the rest of the world who sometimes makes the same mistakes and has to make amends for years.

The ACLU lodged formal complaints against the idea of using REAL ID as a way to help keep people’s identities safe. In effect, they said it would be tantamount to a forced ID card.

The thing is, it’s just stricter guidelines on Driver’s licenses and in order to get on a plane you’ve got to show a REAL ID. (By 2014, anyone under 50 has to.)

17 states are complaining; not because they disagree, but because it costs too much. (Almost 4 Billion.)

I’m cool with it, though. It isn’t infringing on civil liberties and might help catch some criminals. That’s good in my book.